corny pickup lines...

here are some of the pickup lines you might use when talking to your crush or to your special girl:

* there must be something wrong with my eyes, i can't take them off you

* do you have a map? i just keep on getting lost in your eyes

* if I could rewrite the alphabet, i would put "u" and "i" together

* if you were a new hamburger at mcdonald's, you would be mcgorgeous

* baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet

* girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day

* are you a surgeon? cause you've just took my heart away

* can i have your picture so i can show santa what i want for christmas

* i must be in heaven cause i've seen an angel


please don't dare to say any of these lines to her:

* am i cute, or do you need another drink?

* did you fart, cause you blew me away

* hey baby, you must be a sweater 'cause you got me feeling warm all over

* mind if you stand here until it's safe where i farted

* i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you?

* are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

* you're ugly but you intrigue me


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